Oldest first
The timeline of "we fixed it"
Public posts from @claudeai and @ClaudeDevs, ordered by date, with a thin coat of satire so the corporate calm does not sand off the edges. User pattern cases sit in the same stream when they illustrate the era.
Method.Official items are marked official and link a primary X post when we have one. Claimed items are pattern reports. We do not invent outages. We do editorialise the punchline.